Saturday, October 31, 2009

Project Runway: The Best of The Best

Design by Logan
source Lifetime

I just watched Project Runway and I'm crying and shaking. How could they?! I see a little Karl Lagerfeld in that dress, so how can that be a bad thing?! I'm so emotional i can't even talk about the drama in the episode.

The Hills Recap: Sorry Boo, Strike Two

I'm writing a recap on Halloween because it's raining really heavily and i can't give out candy to kids, and i don't have plans too, so here I am.

images from MTV

The Hills this week was made interesting by my one of new favourites, Holly Montag. But before we focus on my new favourite characters (yes, there's more than one), we have to give some attention to the ones I hate.

Friday, October 30, 2009

'ANTM' Recap: Body Painting

America's Next Top Model Cycle 13: Let's Go Surfing
source LA Times

On this week's episode of ANTM, the girls come home to a crime scene.

The City Recap: Hit It and Quit It

images from MTV

Olivia meets Roxy and Erin hates Olivia. Anything new?

Unexpectedly Stunning

My shopping trips always end up disappointing (unless I'm overseas duh). So today is absolutely stunning because my class started an hour late and ended in an hour. And because it was too early to head back home at 10.30am, i decided to have an impromptu shopping trip.

Navy Bold Stripe Blazer by Topman and Slouchy Grey Sweater by Topman Ltd

The blazer was marked down from $259 to $49 and it's in my size. Stunning eh?

And because of the UK Postal Strike, the stuff I previously ordered from Etsy is not going to arrive anytime soon. Damn.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Adam Vs. Rihanna

Both singers unveil the covers of their forthcoming albums on the same day. Both 'For Your Entertainment' and 'Rated R' are slated for a November release. And things get a tad too creepy when both singers are striking the same pose. Judge for yourselves.

For your entertainment. Not.
source EW

Scarred for eternity, Rihanna shows a darker side to her.
source PopEater

While it's understandable that Rihanna is trying to cover the external wounds on her face, Adam Lambert has no excuse of making the same pose. I prefer Rihanna's grittier look, and apparently she has a new-found love for masochism (she's wearing a torture glove/device of some sort). That "Hit Me Baby One More Time" cover is definitely on the way.

Adam's cover, on the other hand, is cheese to the max, which makes us throw up a little every time we see it. Pouty lips, yellow mascara and a terribly-dyed hair do not cut it for a great album cover, maybe except for Madonna. And what's with the galaxy background.

What do you think of the covers? Which one do you like better?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Chris Brown: He Can Transform Ya

We don't approve of Chris Brown here on Word-Vomiting. Mostly because of the annoying songs he releases, and the fact that he escapes jail time loses him mega cool points. Remember the shit he did to Rihanna?

It's only a matter of time before she covers Britney's "Hit Me Baby One More Time".
source TMZ

Stunning for your Time

ASOS Leather Perforated Lace-Up Shoes
source ASOS

While browsing the Internet on a boring Saturday afternoon, i stumbled upon these and I bought them without hesitation. Jefry said once I start, I'd never stop. I don't know how true that statement would be for me but I'm sure not gonna stop if there are more sales like these. I'm planning to be the lady who lived in her shoes.

True enough, I continued my online spree. I can now list wasting money online as my new hobby. While browsing Esty during a boring web design lesson on monday, i found the following brooches and bookmarked them so i could go home and purchase them with my credit card. omg they are so stunning!

Flower Brooch Pin Corsage and Tin of Tuna Brooch

i can't wait for everything to come so i can look so incredibly stunning, as if i'm already not stunning enough.

Monday, October 26, 2009

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Don't Judge Me

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 5: Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
source ABC

The theme of this week's episode is judgment, as Mary Alice observes, "It is in our nature to judge the people around us." I couldn't help but agree with my favorite suicidal narrator. Just this afternoon, I was making judgments about the obese family I'm staying with in Sydney. Mary Alice continues to share her wisdom with tv viewers, "We make these judgments all the time, never thinking that one day we may be judged ourselves," which is true as I will never know what my overweight tenants think about me for waking up at 3 p.m. I was busy writing Ugly Betty recap last night..

Lindsay Lohan at Ungaro

Estrella Archs and Lindsay Lohan at Ungaro's Spring 2010 show in Paris
source Harpers Bazaar

Lindsay Lohan has again stunned the world by assuming the role of Artistic Director at Ungaro. Like what the fuck does she know about fashion? i swore Heidi Klum rolled her eyes when she introduced Lindsay as a guest judge on Project Runway as a designer of her own label 6126 Leggings.

One thing that annoys me was how people assumed that Lindsay designed the Spring 2010 collection at Ungaro. Most reports write about how Lindsay does this, or what Lindsay did with the collection. All she did was to show her face, which looked coked out, on that faithful day.

If you're in the right state of mind, you would know that Lindsay Lohan did not really participate in the design process, despite what she said. I mean, she's too busy tweeting Samantha Ronson or picking up free merchandise from the Ungaro store in Paris to be sitting with Estrella Archs, the new Head Designer who replaced Esteban Cortazar.

I guess Archs' expression kinda sums it up for me.

ANTM Cycle 13

I guess we're kinda late posting about this season's ANTM because there are only 6 beautiful young ladies left, but I'm still gonna write about it so deal with it.

source LA Times

ANTM is amazing because it allows both of us to mock those girls every week. So before the next episode airs on television, I'm going to introduce the girls that we mock every week.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

'Ugly Betty' Recap: It's Time To Take Amanda Seriously

Ugly Betty EP 3 Season 4: Blue On Blue
source ABC

Ugly Betty always struck me as a charming escapism, the colorful set designs and witty lines never fail to deliver. Hence the surprise when I learned about the sharp fall in ratings the show garnered thus far this season. The fan-favorite show is no longer the ratings powerhouse it once was. However, I'm glad to say that the quality of the show has not decrease one bit. In fact, I enjoyed this episode more than the season premiere.