Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Trend Alert: Scram Bracelet

Trendy since 2007

I mean, seriously. Just looking at Lindsay's new scram bracelet makes me want to put a black Casio watch around my ankle.

Future Chanel Collaboration

Chanel should help a gal out! If Chanel can make stuff like basketballs and dumbbells, they should make stickers or maybe even an interchangeable strap for the scram bracelet!

Chanel Spring/Summer 2008
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Something like that would be great for Lindsay. You know, cause living in sin is the new thing.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Sex and The City 2: Reviews

Carrie: Oh my God you gals. Have you seen the bad reviews we've been receiving?
Miranda: Can we not Carrie, I have to meet Steve on the Brooklyn Bridge.
Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
Charlotte: My vagina's depressed!

By now, it's common knowledge that Sex and The City 2 is greeted with universal derision (the movie scores a pathetic 16% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes) but as any reality tv star would do, we choose to surround ourselves with positive energy. So we've collected some positive excerpts from a sea of brutal negativity, and trust me it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Best Moments of 2009-2010 Season Finales

We have decided to compile some of the best moments of the 2009-2010 season finales. Heavy spoilers ahead.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

High Society Recap Episode 8: Season Finale

screencaps by Word-vomiting

The most drama ever in an episode of High Society. There's drama in almost every scene and Tinsley is rolling in laughter half the time. I absolutely love the bitchy side of her.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

15 TV Characters We Love to Hate

From the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet to a sucky, sucky person, these are the top 15 TV characters we'd love to see impaled.

Seriously, every single individual on the list reminds me of something sticky on the bottom of my shoe that I just want to scrape off.

Written by Jefry and Joshua. We usually have a discussion before writing so I guess this applies for most entries.

Friday, April 16, 2010

High Society Episode 6 Recap

I declare episode six of High Society the hottest episode to date. Every scene involves someone quarreling (if you exclude one scene of Tinsley of course) and drinks are thrown, which I really like seeing.

All screencaps by Word-vomiting

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Hating Behind A Screen

Because we're such haters (we even listen to the Hater Podcast every week), we're here to hate on stuff. Behind a screen. (Jefry thought of the topic)

This is the internet, how else am I supposed to hate?

Firstly Glee.

Image source: screenrant

Yes, it's not too bad of a TV show, but it's too overrated. Everytime someone tells me how much they love Glee, I vomit a little in my mouth. Then I word vomit. Or keep quiet because you're not supposed to hate that much in real life.

But think about it: If there weren't any of those catchy tunes, would you still watch the show?

Too much of the story focuses on Mr Schuster. The lame story line about his wife Terri faking pregnancy and him falling in love with Emma has to get the fuck out.

And isn't the series supposed to be about the Glee Club? Singing a few songs together every episode does not make a story ok?

And can we just look at this:

Image source: Gettyimages

If you follow Lady Gaga on twitter, you should find her really annoying. Almost 90% of her updates are on how much she loves her little monsters(fans) and how she wants to liberate them with her music.

I always think, how do you liberate people with her music? Or, how do you liberate people with music?! I know it's great she appreciates her fans, but updating almost everyday about it? You make me speechless, so speechless.

And she used a permanent marker to draw on a Birkin. I think I almost fainted.

P.S: i like watching glee and i know all the words to lady gaga songs. But I don't have to hear about them everyday. I need to liberate myself in that way.