Saturday, April 17, 2010

15 TV Characters We Love to Hate

From the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet to a sucky, sucky person, these are the top 15 TV characters we'd love to see impaled.

Seriously, every single individual on the list reminds me of something sticky on the bottom of my shoe that I just want to scrape off.

Written by Jefry and Joshua. We usually have a discussion before writing so I guess this applies for most entries.

15. Polar bear (played by CGI polar bear) on LOST
Because a polar bear on a tropical island just doesn't make sense.

14. Betty Applewhite (played by Alfre Woodard) on Desperate Housewives
She brought literally nothing to the show that the writers decided to drive her off Wisteria Lane. She was the woman you knew who packed her things and moved away in the middle of the night. That's how ashamed they were of her.

13. Ellen Degeneres on American Idol
No offense, but the lesbian lady should stick to what she does best - dancing on a morning talk show.

12. Kate Gosselin on Dancing With the Stars
I don't hate her, but she's such an easy target. I hate her old hair, i mean that fugly brown thing stuck to her head was as ugly as Spencer Pratt's face. Well, almost.

11. Ross Geller (played by David Schwimmer) on Friends
Annoying, whiny son of a bitch.

10. Vienna Girardi on The Bachelor Season 14
The "I'm a rich man's daughter" aura that surrounds her makes me sick. She also looks like an Ashley Tisdale gone even more wrong. She doesn't deserve the final rose.

09. Jennifer Bunney on The Hills
"Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism."

08. The Cheerleader (played by Hayden Panettiere) on Heroes
She was a cool character at first, and then she turned annoying. She's so annoying, that we didn't even bother finding out her character's name.

07. Finn Hudson (played by Cory Monteith) on Glee
A person with half a brain can tell you that Finn Hudson is basically a recycled version of Troy from High School Musical (yes, that singing-and-dancing flick that y'all used to be so crazy about!)

I get that the show is trying to give social commentaries on teenage drug abuse on episode Vitamin D, but having Cory Monteith looking high outta his mind all season long (I think it's weed) is getting on my last nerve. Maybe he's a bad actor, I don't know.

06. Kristin Cavallari on The Hills
She destroyed The Hills brand. She's the reason the show jumped the shark. Hate.

And if she wants to pick a fight, she has so much more to learn from Lauren and Heidi's "YOU'RE A BAD PERSON" classic.

05. Serena van der Woodsen (played by Blake Lively) on Gossip Girl
There's a reason why we stopped watching Gossip Girl, the show comprises of mainly boring, rich white kids. All that I get out of watching 2, 3 seasons of GG is that Serena is a hot girl, she's the "it" girl of the social scene, and she bores the hell out of me. Even Dorota the maid is a more compelling character than she is.

04. Melinda Gordon (played by Jennifer Love Hewitt) on Ghost Whisperer
As if four seasons of convincing spirits to cross over into The Light wasn't bad enough, Jennifer Love Hewitt had to tell us about her vajazzled lady parts.

03. Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola on Jersey Shore
I swear every single time i hear the line "I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" during the Jersey Shore opening intro, I throw up a little in my mouth. And an African kid gets adopted by an American couple.

She's basically that girl that you went to high school with, who's pretty but not pretty pretty, and always locks herself in the bathroom to cry for only god knows why.

02. Will Schuester (played by Matthew Morrison) on GLEE
I get hot teachers and why most teenagers fall head over heels for them, but this man has got to stop stealing the spotlight from his students. Most importantly, if a man can't tell if his wife is faking pregnancy, he really shouldn't be a teacher. I mean, how dumb can he be?!

01. Spencer Pratt on The Hills
When you look at Spencer, it's neither a man nor a woman and in that sense it's similar to Lady Gaga. And I have this theory that both Lady Gaga and Spencer come from the Maya civilization, and they're out to destroy Lauren and Heidi's relationship.

And Heidi is so brainwashed after being married to him that she had to go to that terrible 10-procedures-in-1-day surgery and looks like frikkin' Betty White now. We also have this theory and some proof on how Spencer ruined Heidi's life, but that's for another day.

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