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Trend Alert: Scram Bracelet

2010-06-02T11:55:00.001+08:00

Trendy since 2007

I mean, seriously. Just looking at Lindsay's new scram bracelet makes me want to put a black Casio watch around my ankle.

Future Chanel Collaboration

Chanel should help a gal out! If Chanel can make stuff like basketballs and dumbbells, they should make stickers or maybe even an interchangeable strap for the scram bracelet!

Chanel Spring/Summer 2008
images from style.com

Something like that would be great for Lindsay. You know, cause living in sin is the new thing.

Sex and The City 2: Reviews

2010-06-01T20:44:00.009+08:00

Carrie: Oh my God you gals. Have you seen the bad reviews we've been receiving?
Miranda: Can we not Carrie, I have to meet Steve on the Brooklyn Bridge.
Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
Charlotte: My vagina's depressed!

By now, it's common knowledge that Sex and The City 2 is greeted with universal derision (the movie scores a pathetic 16% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes) but as any reality tv star would do, we choose to surround ourselves with positive energy. So we've collected some positive excerpts from a sea of brutal negativity, and trust me it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Author: Betsy Sharkey
Excerpt:

The opening suggested such promise, with a whimsical back-to-the-future reminder of who they were in '86 morphing into where they are 20-plus years later.

Author: Roger Ebert
Excerpt:

...crotches, have we got crotches for you...

Author: Kate Muir
Excerpt:

Every time Chris Noth appears in a plain suit as Mr Big, it’s a relief to see the only character who has not become a laughing stock.

"Why should Carrie get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under her Jimmy Choos? What's so great about Carrie? Hm? Charlotte is just as cute as Carrie. 'Kay, Miranda is just as smart as Carrie. People totally like Samantha just as much as they like Carrie. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what New York is about. We should totally just STAB Carrie!" - Gretchen Weiners on Carrie dominating the posters

Author: Lisa Schwarzbaum
Excerpt:

Well, the friends still look porelessly fine. And I'm delighted that, in an antidote to recession frugality, their wardrobe budget hasn't taken a hit.

Author: Claudia Puig
Excerpt:

And the bond among the women felt authentic.

Author: Peter Bradshaw
Excerpt:

They go to Abu Dhabi!

Author: Genevieve Koski
Excerpt:

... fan service... eye candy...

Despite these "glowing" reviews, we're still going to watch it, and buy the DVD..

Best Moments of 2009-2010 Season Finales

2010-05-31T15:23:00.007+08:00

We have decided to compile some of the best moments of the 2009-2010 season finales. Heavy spoilers ahead.

Desperate Housewives: It's in the detonator.
There are many surprising revelations in the season finale of Desperate Housewives -the baby switch springs to mind, but the following moment might just be the best of them all.

High Society: Devorah Rose steals the show.
The second Devorah mentions a bikini photoshoot, we are sure the season finale is about to be the best episode of the series. And of course the editor of Social Life magazine proves us right.

Photoshoot 101: Play with the sand and swing your head like nobody's business.

The image above is awesome because it brings two things to attention: first, Devorah Rose's distractingly disproportional head to body ratio and second, the moment she has a nervous breakdown.

And the following are the most revealing sentences uttered on first season of High Society.

"I'm upset. I don't wanna be a socialite, I just wanna be myself. That's all I want and so I freak out. Can you stop shooting? Stop. Stop! Can you fucking stop? I'm just, like, over it. I'm over people being mean to me. It's like you read the Page Six magazine thing.. it's just, like, I don't.. I don't wanna be a socialite. I'm not a wannabe anything. I'm me! You know, and, like, who are these people that are allowed to say things about me that aren't true. They can twist anything in my life to make it look horrible. Why do people want to make a mockery of me every day of my life. Why can't they just be nice to me? Why is it so hard for people to be nice!" - Devorah Rose

30 Rock: I do do

"You're being another woman behind my back?" - Jenna, to Paul
“Maybe I’m old fashioned, but when a girl dates a straight man who impersonates her on stage for mostly gay audiences, she has certain expectations. Fidelity, Paul! It’s not just the name of a bank that sued me.” — Jenna, whose bachelorette party theme will be “Sluts”

Liz is going to live with a man in Nineveh and become a prostitute due to her stalling for Jack.

America's Next Top Model Cycle 14: The Return of Nicole

Krista and Raina are competing to be America's Next Top "Model", but it was Nicole Fox, menstruation cycle 13 winner, who is the star of the runway.

High Society Recap Episode 8: Season Finale

2010-05-01T18:49:00.005+08:00

screencaps by Word-vomiting

The most drama ever in an episode of High Society. There's drama in almost every scene and Tinsley is rolling in laughter half the time. I absolutely love the bitchy side of her.

Fight number 1: Tinsley Vs Devorah

Continuing from last week's episode, Tinsley follows Devorah into a private room and starts to confront her about everything she has said about her (you know, i'm pissed etc.)

Crazy eyes

Lots of crazy eyes. I feel that they didn't really let Devorah say what she wanted to (probably due to editing) so it was kinda unfair.

Fight number 2: Alex Vs Devorah

Fight number 3: Paul Vs Devorah

Dale said she pitied Devorah that night and compared her to a Pinyata that everyone was taking a hit at.

lol what?

But I think the person who deserved the most sympathy that night was Jules. She was just minding her own business, reading off her phone when she got snubbed by Paul who said "that's another person who should get the fuck out of here before she gets her ass kicked."

Clearing customs

Devorah is supposed to board a private jet to go to some place for a photoshoot. She doesn't use her real name (like wtf) and the whole team is delayed for 3 hours. And of course she gives the crazy eyes of relieve when she is told she can board the plane.

The boss lady (bikini line thing) isn't too happy about losing $35,000 because of the delay though.

And of course the next day everyone knew about it and Tinsley's face here is amazing.

Deborah Denise Trachtenberg sobbing away

Devorah, whose real name is Deborah Denise Trachtenberg, is sobbing in the car. Of course, no reality star would let someone film her crying so she asked the camera to "please fucking stop" but they obviously don't.

She also wonders why everyone "is so mean to her" and "tries to make a mockery of her every single day!"

Everyone in the car can't really be bothered? Someone offered her a tissue but you could not see sympathy on anyone's face.

blah blah blah, I don't care etc.

Moving on, you know how much I hate the scenes related to Paul's relationship with Tommy. But the only reason I'm talking about it this time is because of this:

ROMANCE NOVEL COVER MODEL! lol wtf.

The Deborah Denise Bag

Lastly, here is Tinsley being awesome naming her bags the Dale, the Alex etc. She also names this clutch Deborah Denise, which is the cheapest in the collection. lol you go Tinsley.

15 TV Characters We Love to Hate

2010-04-17T03:39:00.003+08:00

From the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet to a sucky, sucky person, these are the top 15 TV characters we'd love to see impaled.

Seriously, every single individual on the list reminds me of something sticky on the bottom of my shoe that I just want to scrape off.

Written by Jefry and Joshua. We usually have a discussion before writing so I guess this applies for most entries.

15. Polar bear (played by CGI polar bear) on LOST
Because a polar bear on a tropical island just doesn't make sense.

14. Betty Applewhite (played by Alfre Woodard) on Desperate Housewives
She brought literally nothing to the show that the writers decided to drive her off Wisteria Lane. She was the woman you knew who packed her things and moved away in the middle of the night. That's how ashamed they were of her.

13. Ellen Degeneres on American Idol
No offense, but the lesbian lady should stick to what she does best - dancing on a morning talk show.

12. Kate Gosselin on Dancing With the Stars
I don't hate her, but she's such an easy target. I hate her old hair, i mean that fugly brown thing stuck to her head was as ugly as Spencer Pratt's face. Well, almost.

11. Ross Geller (played by David Schwimmer) on Friends
Annoying, whiny son of a bitch.

10. Vienna Girardi on The Bachelor Season 14
The "I'm a rich man's daughter" aura that surrounds her makes me sick. She also looks like an Ashley Tisdale gone even more wrong. She doesn't deserve the final rose.

09. Jennifer Bunney on The Hills
"Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism."

08. The Cheerleader (played by Hayden Panettiere) on Heroes
She was a cool character at first, and then she turned annoying. She's so annoying, that we didn't even bother finding out her character's name.

07. Finn Hudson (played by Cory Monteith) on Glee
A person with half a brain can tell you that Finn Hudson is basically a recycled version of Troy from High School Musical (yes, that singing-and-dancing flick that y'all used to be so crazy about!)

I get that the show is trying to give social commentaries on teenage drug abuse on episode Vitamin D, but having Cory Monteith looking high outta his mind all season long (I think it's weed) is getting on my last nerve. Maybe he's a bad actor, I don't know.

06. Kristin Cavallari on The Hills
She destroyed The Hills brand. She's the reason the show jumped the shark. Hate.

And if she wants to pick a fight, she has so much more to learn from Lauren and Heidi's "YOU'RE A BAD PERSON" classic.

05. Serena van der Woodsen (played by Blake Lively) on Gossip Girl
There's a reason why we stopped watching Gossip Girl, the show comprises of mainly boring, rich white kids. All that I get out of watching 2, 3 seasons of GG is that Serena is a hot girl, she's the "it" girl of the social scene, and she bores the hell out of me. Even Dorota the maid is a more compelling character than she is.

04. Melinda Gordon (played by Jennifer Love Hewitt) on Ghost Whisperer
As if four seasons of convincing spirits to cross over into The Light wasn't bad enough, Jennifer Love Hewitt had to tell us about her vajazzled lady parts.

03. Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola on Jersey Shore
I swear every single time i hear the line "I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" during the Jersey Shore opening intro, I throw up a little in my mouth. And an African kid gets adopted by an American couple.

She's basically that girl that you went to high school with, who's pretty but not pretty pretty, and always locks herself in the bathroom to cry for only god knows why.

02. Will Schuester (played by Matthew Morrison) on GLEE
I get hot teachers and why most teenagers fall head over heels for them, but this man has got to stop stealing the spotlight from his students. Most importantly, if a man can't tell if his wife is faking pregnancy, he really shouldn't be a teacher. I mean, how dumb can he be?!

01. Spencer Pratt on The Hills
When you look at Spencer, it's neither a man nor a woman and in that sense it's similar to Lady Gaga. And I have this theory that both Lady Gaga and Spencer come from the Maya civilization, and they're out to destroy Lauren and Heidi's relationship.

And Heidi is so brainwashed after being married to him that she had to go to that terrible 10-procedures-in-1-day surgery and looks like frikkin' Betty White now. We also have this theory and some proof on how Spencer ruined Heidi's life, but that's for another day.

High Society Episode 6 Recap

2010-04-16T17:13:00.006+08:00

I declare episode six of High Society the hottest episode to date. Every scene involves someone quarreling (if you exclude one scene of Tinsley of course) and drinks are thrown, which I really like seeing.

All screencaps by Word-vomiting

Alex comes over to Tinsley's place.

Tinsley was doing her hair and makeup for some party and Alex comes over to talk about an article where Devorah was quoted saying "She was a Park Avenue princess but now she lives in Chelsea."

Dale, being the annoying one, can't take it anymore and feels the need to protect her little girl.

Kiss, kiss. Smile, smile. Chit chat.

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! (sounds familiar?)

lol for real?

So because Dale is so intimidating, Devorah feels very hurt that Tinsley was making use of her and she breaks down.

Devorah is such a pussy! I expected some scene, but it was such a let down. But she makes up for it later on.

Pool party for some bikini line.

Devorah is the face of some bikini line and it's her party or something I don't really care. And of course there's no drama without Jules Kirby!

So Jules appears and says it is a bad party with like 10 girls from America's Next Top Model. Jules should really watch out because Aleisha may just see her on the streets and cut her.

Lots of crazy eyes. Even the guy behind Devorah is shocked.

Truth is, they were screaming at each other at the same time, you couldn't really hear what they were saying, so all you could do was focus on Devorah's crazy eyes.

This part is most likely scripted because all the other people in the room didn't seem to care about them at all.

Drinks are thrown

Devorah thinks Jules is a coward for walking away and she can't take it anymore, so she throws a drink at her. Of course, this can't be done without a cute guy following her.

In other news:

Crazy mom meets a matchmaker because she feels like she needs to get back in the game after watching Tinsley date.

Jules and Dabney meet to talk about the hotel incident. Boring stuff.

Hating Behind A Screen

2010-04-14T11:48:00.002+08:00

Because we're such haters (we even listen to the Hater Podcast every week), we're here to hate on stuff. Behind a screen. (Jefry thought of the topic)

This is the internet, how else am I supposed to hate?

Firstly Glee.

Image source: screenrant

Yes, it's not too bad of a TV show, but it's too overrated. Everytime someone tells me how much they love Glee, I vomit a little in my mouth. Then I word vomit. Or keep quiet because you're not supposed to hate that much in real life.

But think about it: If there weren't any of those catchy tunes, would you still watch the show?

Too much of the story focuses on Mr Schuster. The lame story line about his wife Terri faking pregnancy and him falling in love with Emma has to get the fuck out.

And isn't the series supposed to be about the Glee Club? Singing a few songs together every episode does not make a story ok?

And can we just look at this:

Image source: Gettyimages

If you follow Lady Gaga on twitter, you should find her really annoying. Almost 90% of her updates are on how much she loves her little monsters(fans) and how she wants to liberate them with her music.

I always think, how do you liberate people with her music? Or, how do you liberate people with music?! I know it's great she appreciates her fans, but updating almost everyday about it? You make me speechless, so speechless.

And she used a permanent marker to draw on a Birkin. I think I almost fainted.

P.S: i like watching glee and i know all the words to lady gaga songs. But I don't have to hear about them everyday. I need to liberate myself in that way.

Disney Mean Girls

2010-04-14T00:07:00.000+08:00

It's not new to say that Mean Girls is my favourite movie of all time. Favourite meaning I could never get bored of it. And this disney version is equally good.

Starring Ariel as Cady Heron, Aurora as Regina George, Belle as Gretchen Wieners, Cinderella as Karen Smith, Jasmine as Janis Ian, Aladdin as Damien and MULAN AS THE COOL ASIAN!

Fall/Winter 2010 Accessories

2010-04-13T15:55:00.004+08:00

balenciaga runway shot from Style.it | All other images from Style.com

High Society Episode 5 Recap

2010-04-12T21:30:00.007+08:00

All screencaps by Word-vomiting

I really wanted to do a recap but I only managed to download it today so it's kinda old news I guess. But nevertheless, there's still lots of crazy eyes, backstabbing and fakeness in your face.

So Jules leaked some lame story about Paul breaking these hideous lights at someone's corridor and Paul wants revenge. I mean seriously? That news isn't really worth reporting and it has been repeated for like two episodes.

"I'd like to say 'Thanks bitch..." Yeah bitch, B-I-T-C-H... 'i'm hotter than ever. xoxo PJC"

Paul thinks that the Page Six story wasn't as bad as what he expected so he decided to celebrate by going out. But before that, he orders some black flowers for Jules, and of course, this is done with such good taste.

I've to admit, though childish, I really like the note and how the florist spelt it lol.

ok so we all know why this is here again...

Scrap that. Two words: Hot mess.

So they went to celebrate Paul's "victory" lol, and they were high and drinking and dancing when Tommy suddenly left and cried. Maybe I was supposed to feel sad (?) but all I could do was laugh. And his excuse for crying was because he only wanted to spend time with Paul and be alone? idk lol wtf.

Jules teaches the cleaning lady how to make her bed.

Jules rudeness has taken a toll on her stay at the Empire Hotel.

I'm so disappointed by this scene to be honest. I expected some hot showdown like maybe her attacking the cleaning lady or having a brawl with the hotel manager. To think that she just left the hotel in her sneakers and a hoodie! She just lost her place as my favourite character. And the person who's replacing her is:

DEVORAH ROSE! Can you just look at this bitch. Look at those crazy eyes of hers. You can just see the crazy in her. Here she is, telling everyone that she is pissed with Tinsley and how this is war lol.

Why have a house in the Hamptons when you can wear it?

Here's the crazy bitch, picking out three million dollars worth of jewelery to wear to this event. And the only reason I think she's there is to snub Tinsley, but that's what makes me like her. It's the crazy eyes.

And you must be wondering, where the fuck is Tinsley? I know she's the "STAR" but she's so dull. Her storyline revolves around her mom (like seriously?) and a bit of Devorah Rose, but that's all. And there isn't even a showdown between her and Devorah yet, so this better be hot.

Mandatory crazy mom recap:

Craaaaaazy again.

Dale takes Tinsely to New Port or whatever to visit her friends and to be on the committee of some benefit that some preservation group is throwing. And this guy shows Tinsley some portrait and how that person got divorce and it was a big social scandal. All you could see on Tinsley's face was "WTF!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

The place you were in earlier was huge but you choose to have a heart to heart conversation standing in the cold?!

So blah blah blah they have a heart to heart conversation and crazy lady makes up with her daughter.

Love in Thoughts

2010-04-12T17:39:00.006+08:00

I thought Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken (Love in Thoughts) had such beautiful cinematography so i took some screencaps of my favourite scenes.

Love is the only reason for which we are willing to die.
Love is the only reason for which we would be willing to kill.
Therefore, we swear to end our lives once we no longer feel any love.
And we will take all those along who robbed us of our love.

The Blake Wright

2010-04-11T20:53:00.003+08:00

Here are some works from one of my favourite artist, Blake Wright.

His work is full of sexual humour and i guess his style is kinda simple? idk, i'm not a very artsy person. The amazing thing is, it won't be really difficult for someone to draw like that, but it's the humour and intelligence behind these drawings that make them so special.

All images from The Blake Wright

Because there's never enough

2010-04-10T14:40:00.004+08:00

Henrik Vibskov Oil Jacket in Grey Smiley from FORWARD | Miharayasuhiro Backless Shoe with Ankle Strap from Browns Fashion

Petar Petrov T-shirt from FORWARD | Bernhard Willhelm Oversized Knitted Pullover from Oki-ni | Balenciaga High Top Trainers from Matches | Undercover bag from THECORNER | Chronicles Of Never The Origin of Light Polished Sunglasses from Oki-ni

The Hills Season 6 Trailer

2010-04-09T20:16:00.005+08:00

Uber fierce trailer for The Hills, which includes my favourite scene ever of heidi and lauren fighting. (WHAT DID I DO? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! YOU'RE A BAD PERSON!)

I really can't wait for all the wide eyed-ness coming on the 27th of April. And of course, it's The Hills and The City on the same day.

Ikr. Can you handle it?

Walking

2010-04-09T19:03:00.003+08:00

kinda fierce paparazzi style picture of jefry and me at Universal Studios. my legs look fabulous here lol.

High Society Episode 1 Recap

2010-03-18T13:12:00.008+08:00

Totally did not expect this hiatus, citing usual reasons, kkkinda busy etc. But now that there are more dumb, bitchy shows to watch, there can be more updates.

All screencaps by wordvomiting

It's similar to The Hills seems kinda scripted and has some really hot characters. Featuring Tinsley Mortimer and some party people. And obviously the main reason for the show is to feature Tinsley as a glamorous party goer, but she is human and has feelings/her own problems etc. Original? Yes. Very original.

Despite poor ratings, it is really entertaining and I pray to the high heavens that it won't get canceled!

Tinsley crying about her divorce

I thought this part seemed pretty scripted? Like wow, calm down. I guess crying in a room full of sound and camera people is pretty normal right? She's a normal human being remember?

Totally love the way she doesn't tear when she cries. Absolutely fabulous, since her make up won't be ruined. Gotta learn how to do that sometime.

And why does she still have her ex-husband's last name if she's divorced and felt sad in her marriage?!

Jules Kirby

She's going to become my favourite character cause her opening line was "I think people are so jealous of me because I'm smart and I'm pretty." She also said how she sometimes uses the N word.

In other words, she's a crazy bitch and everyone loves crazy bitches on TV.

I can totally relate to this scene.

Paul Johnson Calderon is such a spendthrift I love it! Asking his mom for money, buying people drinks, calling someone to make him a bubble bath etc. He also does whatever he wants, including tossing a can out of the limo window, which Jefry and I use to do all the time. No limo though.

And now is the highlight of the episode.

we all know why this is here.

So long story short, everyone is in the same club (duh) and Paul decides to throw a drink at Jules, but she turned and it hit some other chick in the eye. (Yes, I thought that was very entertaining.)

And Jules calls the cops and Paul escapes in a cab. I just love how serious Jules is. Calling the cops because of a drink being thrown at someone. Plain classy.

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Therapeutic Activity

2010-01-18T17:28:00.008+08:00

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 13: How About A Friendly Shrink
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I have nothing much to say except last night's episode of Desperate Housewives confirms the series' return to form. In common with many, I have tolerated a somewhat patchy and slow season 5 but my patience seems to have paid off. Bree is miserable, like she was in the first 2 seasons, providing the comedy highlight of the episode.

Spoilers ahead.

Bree has had enough with the bullshit Orson put her through. Good for you, girl!

Orson is now paralyzed from waist down and is very unhappy. Clearly making life difficult for Bree is the only way for him to get through the humiliation. So he refuses to bathe for a week, and I'm with Bree on this one; my guardian's paralyzed husband smells like crap. Furthermore, his attitude does not score him plus points from Bree who demands some form of respect from the ex-convict. Sure, the sarcastic banter between the two is funny, but the hosing action at the end steals the limelight for me. Remember how awesome 'season 2' Bree is? Here's a little reminder.

Episode 28: They Asked Me Why I Believe In You
Bree: My husband, the man I spent my life with for eighteen years, died thinking that I murdered him!
Susan: What?
Bree: Yes, the cardiologist shared this moronic theory with Rex and Rex believed him!
Gabrielle: Are you sure?
Bree: Yes, because he left a note. And it said, and I quote, "Bree, I understand and I forgive you." I spent eighteen years of my life with this man. How could he not know me?
Edie: Well, maybe he was forgiving you for something else.
Bree: I have done nothing to be forgiven for! I was a fantastic wife! When he was sick, I nursed him. When we were low on money, I stayed within a budget. I cooked his meals, I mended his clothes. For the love of God, I used to check his back for acne. And that miserable son of a bitch has the nerve to understand and forgive me! Well, the joke's on him because I do not understand and I do not forgive!

Reading the quote above makes me want to revisit Season 2 of Desperate Housewives. Maybe after the summer class. Alright, enough with me pouring love on Bree. The episode was extremely funny (especially the Susan/Gaby storyline) and I also like the fact that the gay couple on Wisteria Lane is becoming a more prominent figure on the show, they were so underused last season. And we got to see all 6 housewives (Hello there Mrs.M and Katherine!) having a good ol' time at the hospital cafeteria at the end of the episode.

Here are some of the highlights from the episode.
- "Yeah, it's great. But it'd be nice to have something other than the porn industry to fall back on," Angie believes that college education is vital.
- "I know a word that has 3 (letters), you don't give me my food I'm gonna shove that fork up it!" Orson refuses to say "please" despite his hunger.
- "Please hit me on the leg this time, there's no feeling there," Orson claims Bree is abusing him.
- "The point is she overplayed her hand and made Bob choose between us. Now long story short, I'm cuddling up with Bob every night and where's Mama? Nursing home. How did she get there? Don't know." Apparently, Lee is the top?
- The whole MJ and hand-in-the-glass sequence is amusing. Parents can get so competitive sometimes.
- Basically everything with Bree and Orson is comedy gold.

Word-Vomiting Score: 9.0/10

Simon Cowell's Replacement

2010-01-14T14:26:00.012+08:00

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By now most of you must have heard about Simon's Cowell's departure from hit TV karaoke-show American Idol. While some viewers are hung up on the news (believe it or not some fans are still mourning the loss of Paula Abdul), I'm excited about the possibilities for the upcoming season - who shall replace the mean British judge.

I'd like to nominate a larger-than-life entertainer who I believe will be a great addition to the show.

No, I'm not talking about half-naked Jesus Luz with the blue eyes and thoroughly tanned bod. Look at the lady instead. Now, I know you can almost see peen, but look at the lady. Yes, it's Madonna.
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Madonna is a pop icon, and has entertained the world for more than three decades (damn!), surely she knows a thing or two about the music industry and artistry. The woman is outspoken and fearless, and has continuously re-invent the pop scene with provocative images and lyrics with sexual connotations. Besides, she's shown a nurturing side despite a cold exterior she usually displays in public.

What do you think about Madonna replacing Simon Cowell on the show? Are you thrilled that Simon is leaving? And were you entertained by this joker?

Untitled

2010-01-14T10:17:00.001+08:00

Untitled by MMM

I can't wait to spray on an insane amount of this at Sephora lol.

Missoni Spring/Summer 2010

2010-01-14T00:17:00.007+08:00

Missoni's Spring/Summer 2010 Campaign
source fashin

I absolutely love this campaign. I've been loving Missoni recently. The previous campaign was great and that collection was fantastic. Mad love, absolutely stunning etc.

Movie Review: "The Princess and the Frog"

2010-01-12T14:37:00.004+08:00

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Jefry: I went to see The Princess and The Frog earlier. I understand that this review is long overdue, but I'm not not wasting my $10.50.
Joshua: Fine. How was the movie?
Jefry: It was fine. I felt judged by the movie counter girl though, she was giving me this look. But I can't help it that I love Disney Princess movies.

Joshua: Actually, i watched it a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was underwhelming, you know, considering the quality of older disney classics.
Jefry: Sure, the film lacks the catchy musical numbers like The Little Mermaid's Part of Your World and Enchanted's That's How You Know, but I'll give it credit for using classic hand-drawn animations. We're constantly bombarded by computer-animated features, and honestly I'm getting a little sick of them.

Joshua: Are there any highlights from the film you'd like to mention?
Jefry: Yeah, I was extremely entertained by the love-stricken firefly Ray. He definitely steals the show for me. Also, how romantic is that dancing-on-the-lake scene. It reminds me of the love-boat scene in The Little Mermaid, where Ariel is trying to tell Prince Eric her name. Ooh, I'm basically having Disney Princess orgasm right now.

Joshua: Please sum up the movie in a sentence.
Jefry: It's a throwback to Disney's earlier works, it's not quite there yet but it sure is entertaining.
Joshua: What would you score the film out of 10?
Jefry: 8, just because it doesn't rely on 3-D gimmick and mindless actions. I really liked it, the children in the audience seemed to love it, but it could use an improvement in the music department. I'm just a geek for 2-D animations.

Editor's note: This conversation is fictional, duh. Who the fuck speaks like that in real life?!

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Strip Tease

2010-01-11T16:12:00.009+08:00

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 12: You Gotta Get a Gimmick
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After a gimmicky attempt to increase viewership (a plane crashed on Wisteria Lane, y'all), I'm glad to say that this week's episode of Desperate Housewives is free from the flashbacks/flashforwards bullshit the writers keep shoving down our throats last season.

As much as I love the career-driven Bree, I can't wait to see her home-bound like in the first few seasons.

Mary Alice reveals that the episode revolves around the act of stripping. Susan inherits a strip club from ex-husband Karl, and gladly works the pole.
Lynette strips the veneer of domestic simplicity, and finds the grief of losing one of her twins.
Gaby strips away the facade of wealth only to realize she's shameful of her ethnicity.
Bree discovers cruelty underneath her husband's helplessness.

Highlights from the delightfully juicy episode:

- Needless to say Teri Hatcher is one hot babe. Her strip tease is so sexual I could feel sex radiating off my macbook screen.
- Juanita is shocked to learn she's Mexican. Genius.
- "We eat Chinese food, too. Does that mean I'm Chinese?" asks the confused Juanita.
- The kitchen scene between Bree and Orson reminds me of Season 1 Bree, where she used to be so unhappy around control-freak Rex. Don't get me wrong, I for one am excited to see the comeback of Season 1 Bree.
- Lynette's speech about losing one of her children is so heartbreaking.
- Apparently, a 60-inches plasma TV can solve everything.
- The Desperate Housewives kids got together for the first time in the show's six year run. Julie/Danny pairing is very cute.
- Mrs. McClusky and Lee are totally into Tom Scavo.

Word-Vomiting Score: 8.8/10

Gucci Spring/Summer 2010

2010-01-08T15:45:00.006+08:00

natasha poly and ryan kennedy
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HOT DAMN.

Gaga and Balenciaga

2010-01-05T02:36:00.005+08:00

I think I'm getting better with titles cause the title totally rhymes. Other news: happy new year and I'd be back blogging again.

Barbie in outfits Lady Gaga have worn before.
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I guess the bitch, Barbie, is getting lots of work lately. Is it really sad that I can recognize or remember Gaga wearing all those outfits? I see some from the Bad Romance video, that paparazzi performance etc.

Balenciaga Spring 2010

lol what is this? I don't hate it (it's balenciaga! you don't hate balenciaga) but I guess you could say it's different from what you normally see in term of ad campaigns.

Movie Review: "Where the Wild Things Are"

2009-12-15T13:20:00.014+08:00

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Joshua: Hey, what did you watch today?
Jefry: Where the Wild Things Are..
Joshua: How was it? I really want to see it.
Jefry: Let's get this out of the way -- it's definitely not a children film. In fact, I'd say it's a film about childhood? It's a lot darker than your average chick flicks.

Joshua: They promote it as if it's a kids' movie though.
Jefry: Precisely. The kids in my theater were getting restless and all. The movie felt long at times and it's largely plotless. But the film looked really good though, I particularly loved the natural colour palate and the creatures were surprisingly photo-real.

Joshua: So was it bad?
Jefry: Well, no. Where the Wild Things Are offers some fun sequences. It's attention to details is amazing, so kudos to whoever is responsible for the set design and cinematography. I felt that the movie was at its best whenever Max is around his mother, there were some incredibly raw moments. The young actor who played Max was extremely charming.

Joshua: Please sum up the movie in less than 7 words.
Jefry: It's a sweet movie.

Joshua: It sounds good. What would you score the film out of 10?
Jefry: I don't know. 7, maybe? Anyhow, the film is probably more appealing to grown-ups, considering the nostalgic factor of the movie. I figure kids are going to enjoy Pixar's UP better.

Editor's note: This conversation is fictional, duh. Who the fuck speaks like that in real life?!

Fashion + Maths = Fashematics

2009-12-12T10:35:00.001+08:00

Chanel, pre-Fall 2010 and Gareth Pugh, SS 2010 RTW

Jean Paul Gaulter, Fall 2009 RTW and Christian Dior, Fall 2009 Couture

Are the people at Fashematics geniuses or what? Everything in the equations seem so smart. Now, i wonder if those are the true inspirations behind the collection. (lol, obviously i know they're not!)

For more Fashematics fun, visit FASHEMATICS!

ps: I can post this under Art because Lady Gaga calls her music art so why can't this be art?!

Gift/ Christmas Post/ I'm bad with titles

2009-12-12T02:10:00.007+08:00

Besides your birthday, there aren't many other occasions when you can make a list of all the things you want without getting judged for being materialistic or whatever people like to say.

Henrik Vibskov D Jacket in Blue (cute model not included) and Raf Simons High Top Sneakers, both from Forward by Revolve
Raf Simons Mirror Brooch and Ann Demeulemeester Military Style Wool Cardigan, both from Browns
Illustrations by Kate Sutton

So this is my Christmas list, and obviously I can't afford any of the stuff here right now, and sadly, no one loves me enough to buy any of them for me.

But realistically, I'd be happy with anything, like these omg stunningly chic toys from Muji.

Hello solar system? How cool is that?!

Train station, Airport and Dock wooden toy sets

And they are pretty affordable gifts too (is anybody reading this?!).

Hermès × Tokujin Yoshioka

2009-12-08T01:37:00.002+08:00

It's so stunning omg.

Stunning Stamps

2009-12-06T23:05:00.003+08:00

Lanvin Postage Stamps by Alber Elbaz. So pretty.

totes sorrows

2009-12-04T22:41:00.003+08:00

I haven't posted in a week again. I'm really busy with school and I haven't spoken to Jefry for a long time since he's Indonesia (i hope he hasn't died!), but i spent $300 today so I have a new purchase post to make!

picture of stunning Hugo for your time.

Watering Down

2009-11-27T15:30:00.006+08:00

omg i've been so busy i haven't had time to update. i haven't gone shopping in three weeks, and although i've watched shows like The Hills and The City, and the final episode of ANTM, I haven't had the time to screencap those and write stuff about them.

So enough about me, and to shoes!

Christian Dior Fall 2007
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Ok, almost everyone should know that this is one of my favourite collections from Dior since I had a picture of the ad in my file for almost a year. And of course, if I like this collection, it's pretty obvious I like the Spring 2007 Couture collection from Dior too, since this is pretty much the same, but watered down.

Watered down version.
source thecookiejar

Anyway, I found this picture while reading thecookiejar. I remember being obsessed with this pair of shoes because they had them in almost every colour and they were hot favourites with magazines. (and i had the ad in my file, always remember that!)

Can you imagine how disappointed I was to see that? I remembered playing with the green pair in Dior 2 years ago (they were selling at half price) and I don't remember the heel being so short so i don't know.

SO POINT IS: Shoes should be painful and pretty and for people to look at. If you want comfort go look at crocs or uggs or whatever.

ok since i'm at it let's compare what i have in my wardrobe to runway pieces. erm, almost all of them are from the marc by marc jacobs spring 2008 collection (another favourite of mine).

ok i got lazy so I only photographed two items.

Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2008/ excuse the bad photography, totally not a "i love taking pictures" person
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Isn't the runway version more awesome? I really like the colour blocking. This cardigan always reminds me how I was looking at a Burberry jacket which i thought was too expensive and so i got this, only realizing they were the same price! daang.

Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2008/ excuse my creased shirt/ bad photography
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Once again, the runway version proves to be more fabulous. The only reaction I got wearing this shirt was "What the fuck?" or "your shirt is weird". Don't people see how cute and whimsical it is?! Amateurs.

ANTM: Hawaiian Hip-Hop

2009-11-13T19:46:00.006+08:00

America's Next Top Model Cycle 13: Hawaiian Hip-Hop
source LA Times

This episode is kinda boring if you're expecting girl drama and all. But if you're like me, and you like watching the girls dance, then you're in for a treat. I really loved the challenge, where the girls did the Hawaiian hulu-hip-hop, and of course since they're not really dancers, it was fall-off-your-seat funny.

Jennifer, our favourite 3P threat (petite, partially paralyzed), does her thang.
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Laura really moves those hips.

Remember how last week Laura was being all masturbatory material for young teenage boys and sexually confused teenage girls? This week, she doesn't fail to deliver by working those country girl hips. And she really gets down and dirty.

Nicole was one hot hula mess.

Her performance was so bad, I watched it not one, not two, but three times, just for laughs. Well, I also watched Jennifer's and Laura's performance twice because it was hilarious especially when they worked it. But Nicole's performance was the cherry on top of it all. Even Miss J couldn't resist doing a rendition of it.

Prize was an all expense paid trip to Maui and they'd be staying in the Four Seasons Hotel. Laura, despite not knowing what the Four Seasons Hotel is, was screaming and thanking jesus when she won. And of course she deserved it with those bootilicious moves of hers and she picked Jennifer to go with her on the trip after the cycle was over, because 1) she's genuinely nice, and 2) she's a 3P friend.

moving on to the photo shoot, the girls are stunned/shocked/taken aback/dumbfounded (just trying to work on my synonyms here) when Mr Jay tells them that two girls are going home this week. Oh wait, look at Jennifer for a moment please.

Jennifer when she learns that she has to dance first and when she finds out that two girls would be eliminated.

Mr Jay to Jennifer: Ok Jennifer, you can close your mouth now!

By the way, Jennifer is by far my favourite contestant in terms of personality. She's always cheerful and she looks like the kind where you'd want to be friends with her because she's so nice.

Jennifer channeling Pele, the Hawaiian Goddess or whatever.
photo shoot images from CWTV

I thought Jennifer's photo was good. She looks kinda goddess-y there but idk, maybe they were racist.

Whatever, I've nothing to say about her.

Erin is the prettiest. She looks high fashion and all but she's one of those that I wish would get run over by a bus. You know what? Erin should have gone home last week because Sundai would have totally rocked the Hawaiian hula-hip-hop. OMG JUST THINK ABOUT IT! It's perfect.

Looks like a fat cow to me.

I'm only hating on Laura because Jennifer clearly looks better than Laura but the judges don't think so. And I could quote one of those things I've learnt in school about the writer being biased and seem really intelligent but clearly I don't really pay attention in class so, oh well.

Nicole being stunning as usual.

I know Jennifer, I'm crying for you too.

Jennifer really deserved to be in the final two more than Laura. I don't hate Laura or anything but I'd rather see Jennifer working her disabled paralytic left eye on the final runway show. Nicole maybe the only one that really deserves to win, but even if she wins, she wouldn't be a high-fashin model as promised because none of the ANTM winners ever get hired! So they can kiss my not fat but cute ass.

Oh yeah, in case you're an idiot and didn't get that Erin and Jennifer were eliminated, then there it is for you. Peace and love.

The City: Friends and Foe-Workers

2009-11-12T08:09:00.006+08:00

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Drama ensues in The City, and another city. The girls are, coincidentally, all sent to Miami Fashion Week. The star for this episode has to be Kelly. It's like she ate five children and she's still hungry.

Roxy, ever the idiot, doesn't bring a pen to a meeting and is scolded by Kelly Cutrone.
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Kelly tells Roxy that they're in a recession and People's Revolution must be the only company growing and if they want to keep their job, they have to step it up. Wow, MTV must be paying Kelly a lot to keep Roxy there. Oh, and after Roxy gets scolded, she's sent to Miami Fashion Week. Why? God knows.

Elle on the other hand, must be holding up really well! Are those first class seats we see?

Erin clearly hates Olivia, because they only talk at the start of the plane ride. (Or maybe when the cameras were turned off, they proceeded to gab about American Idol and braid each others hair.)

So i guess there was no braiding of hair after all.

Miami time! Whitney and Roxy share a room, duh, and Roxy wants to party, so they do.

They meet Whitney's friend Nick, and Roxy gets it on. He also says she's very free, god knows what he means.

Whitney leaves the room on cue from the producers and when she came back, her friends were gone. So the next day when Whitney and Roxy see one another at the fashion show (i thought they shared a room?), they fight and Kelly tells them to fuck off.

Party for Elle, organized by Erin. Erin tells Olivia about trade shows and shit but Olivia doesn't want to go to any.

After party at Elle, thrown for Erin!

Olivia must clearly be doing more jobs than she's supposed to do (maybe that explains the smooth skin she has!), because Joe always saves her ass. And every week, I anticipate the huge scene where Olivia is fired, but it never happens. Stop teasing me like that MTV.

Kelly confronts the two bitches about their quarrel at the Fashion Show and they better watch their back.

Roxy, ever the dumb slut, like omg really, talks about Kelly to Whitney, even before she walks away. And of course, this results in a backlash.

Roxy and Whitney also put $200 of room service on the hotel bill and Kelly tells them 1) to fuck off (again), 2) that she's taking $100 out of their pay and 3) to eat at Taco Bell next time.

And of course she flips them off, Trang Pak style. Mai yan mai!

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: The Grudge

2009-11-09T16:13:00.011+08:00

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 7: Careful The Things You Say
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Desperate Housewives is one of Word-Vomiting's favourite shows, and we feel that this week's episode is kind of underwhelming, considering the fantastic episodes we've been getting this season. We do, however, learn that Angie is a great cook, and she's taking Katherine's old job. How very Italian of her.

The Bolens invite Bree and Orson over for a home-cooked dinner, which turns out to be a ploy to get Bree to employ Angie. Bree feels uncomfortable around Angie because she's very forward. "Last week she asked me how much my dress cost. Do I still get visits from my Aunt Flow," Bree complains. Hilarious! Bree declines the job application right off the bat.

Angie offers her family recipe when Bree claims she's cooking for a "friend". Angie explodes into flames of anger when she finds out Bree is using her dead-grandmother recipe for business. Bree visits Angie and apologizes for her atrocious behavior. She even, surprisingly, confide in Angie about her marital problems.

Continuing with the confessional streak, Angie reveals, "If there's one thing I know how to do, is keep things to myself." Of course the viewers know that she's talking about the hideous burn scar on her back. I'm glad that Angie is more integrated into the main housewives' story lines, and I absolutely loved the dynamic between Angie and Bree.

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I won't dwell much on Susan's story line because it's lame. Basically, a policewoman can't get over the fact that Susan "stole" her boyfriend back in high school, which in turn lands Susan on jail. There you have it. FYI, I was fined by a ticket officer just this afternoon, and it cost me $100.

On the other side of the lane, Gaby proves to be a horrible teacher when she's having difficulties teaching Algebra to a five-year old. Here's a thought: enroll Juanita in Public School! Problem's solved.

Things took an interesting turn when Julie confides in Lynette about having an affair with Nick Bolen. Lynette warns Nick about the consequences of the extramarital affair, leading Nick to show his creepy side, "If I find out you told anyone about us, you're the one who's going to be sorry." Lynette informs the police about the affair and Angie gives Nick an alibi and a bloody nose. I'm betting Angie has something to do with Julie's coma as she's proven to be a ruthless person time and again. She punched her freakin' man for God's sake.

So what did you think about the episode? I, for one, can't wait for the November sweeps! (Spoilers Alert!) We heard about a plane crashing into Wisteria Lane. Woo!

Word-Vomiting Score: 7.7/10

Coolness

2009-11-08T18:35:00.003+08:00

Maison Martin Margiela "Watch"
source THECORNER

I've been pretty obsessed with this "watch" by Margiela but obviously I'd never pay EUR250 for that. So the next best thing would be to ask my dad to make one for me (he makes watches) but I haven't gotten around to that.

source jak & jil

Anyway, how cool would it be to wear a watch with that? So you'd look like you're wearing two watches but there's only one, you get the idea.

Givenchy Canvas Tote and Ann Demeulemeester High Tops
source luisaviaroma & Browns

I wish I could afford to spend £565 on shoes but obviously I can't, so the next best thing would be to post it here so I can look at them everyday after visiting my shopping baskets at those websites.

'ANTM' Recap: Free-diving

2009-11-06T18:00:00.011+08:00

America's Next Top Model Cycle 13: Dive Deeper
source LA Times

I really am a sucker for reality television, mainly because of the fact that I take great delight in the misfortunes of others. Hence, imagine the look on my face when Sundai vaguely mentions she grew up in foster care. She promises to share the full story of her plight if she makes it to the top 4. It's probably a very juicy story as she mentions, "Get tissues." Cue sad music. Cue close-ups of Sundai's face. And then the camera cut to her sucking her thumb like a vulnerable little girl. We are only 3 minutes into the episode and emotions are already blowing out of proportions.

The models hit the beach the next day for a challenge which includes getting sand all over your body and taking arousing model showers.

Tyra makes sure the girls are covered in sand because getting sandy is an essential modeling skill like that.

Evidently, Laura doesn't mind to be served as masturbation fodder for teenage boys and sexually-confused girls all over the nation.

She even touches her boobs while showering. It's all about fan-service guys.

This week's elimination challenge is an underwater photo-shoot.

Jennifer wins best picture of the week because she manages to cover her paralyzed left eye and do the barbie toes at the same time. Multi tasking!
all photoshoot images from CWTV

On the other hand, Nicole forgets to do the barbie toes. Gotta give props to the smizing girl though, I can't even open my eyes underwater.

Erin dives right into the bottom two.

Sundai is asked to immediately return to the house, pack her belongings and go home, which makes me really disappointed because I'm really eager to hear the whole story of her supposedly tough childhood.

So I'd like to dedicate the last paragraph of the recap to my favorite African American ANTM contestant. She has brought us much laughter and the same smize-to-the-side poses week after week. And the way she stands there on the judging runway crying is truly heartbreaking. Farewell Sundai.

Wasting Money Online

2009-11-06T11:27:00.002+08:00

The stuff i ordered online previously have finally arrived. So after finishing all my school work, I braved the rain in a ~chic wolf~ outfit (oversized grey sweater, really Missoni F/W 2009) to collect my shoes that came in a huge ass box.

ASOS Leather Perforated Lace-Up Shoes worn with green socks from Uniqlo

The shoes were a size bigger but they fit well and they're comfortable. And they were only £23. Gee, my ankles look so tan.

Other than those shoes, my stuff from Etsy also came on the same day, but they were small enough to be placed in the mailbox so i got them on Tuesday night when I came home from school. Coming home to packages are so exciting, it's almost as good as getting an orgasm, just saying.

The tuna can brooch was really nice but it wasn't a pin at the back so I kinda ruined it when i tried removing the clip. Dang. And the corsage pin thing was kinda different from the picture so I screamed "SCAMMERS!" when I opened it.

My mom's reaction to the corsage pin was "I'll show you how to make one when i find some cloth on Saturday." lol love it.

The Hills: I'm Done With You

2009-11-05T13:07:00.002+08:00

Seriously, how many times have we heard "I'm done with you!" or "I can't do this anymore!" from Audrina.

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In this episode, there are many of those classic bitching scenes which are so typical of The Hills.

Here they are ~~bitching~~ talking about Kristin going to Heidi's birthday party.
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This is what keeps me coming back season after season. Can they just make Lo a main character already? She'd be so good in a fight. Like seriously, that girl can pull some hair.

And now they fight!

Kristin: Hey, we need to talk.
Audrina: There's nothing to talk about bitch! *wave hands in the air*
Kristin: But we were never friends blah blah blah..

Heidi and Stephanie watch because that's what you do when your friends fight!

Audrina: Bitch please. Justin told me he doesn't like you and he can't get over me.
Kristin: Fuck you. I'm done with you.
Audrina: Mai yan mai!

Project Runway: The Best of The Best

2009-10-31T22:33:00.010+08:00

Design by Logan
source Lifetime

I just watched Project Runway and I'm crying and shaking. How could they?! I see a little Karl Lagerfeld in that dress, so how can that be a bad thing?! I'm so emotional i can't even talk about the drama in the episode.

Irina and Althea being catty.

Blasphemy Althea! What the fuck are you saying?

Logan being cute and hot as usual.
source Lifetime

How can you even hate him? He makes me want to melt into the ground. I think he and Carol Hannah would make such a cute couple, just saying.

Althea and Irina had similar sweaters so they were being all catty when they got called out for that. And Irina wasn't happy when Althea won because she thinks she's the best and she deserves to win. Whatever bitch, or like Trang Pak would say, mai yan mai!

Christopher's design.
source Lifetime

Someone calm me down. I planned to hate on Christopher, but i can't really hate since his dress wasn't that bad after all. He could have took away that white mess, and put that applique on the hem of that dress. So enough of defending Christopher, cause he must really leave next week. I mean all he does is cry and talk about how much he wants to win. Get over it already.

The Hills Recap: Sorry Boo, Strike Two

2009-10-31T18:23:00.007+08:00

I'm writing a recap on Halloween because it's raining really heavily and i can't give out candy to kids, and i don't have plans too, so here I am.

images from MTV

The Hills this week was made interesting by my one of new favourites, Holly Montag. But before we focus on my new favourite characters (yes, there's more than one), we have to give some attention to the ones I hate.

Jayde being her usual whiney self.

What does Brody see in Jayde? She has this plastic looking face that i can never stop hating and she looks like a full time hooker. She also has a slut face so i wish Brody breaks up with Jayde, not like I care about Brody, but more because of the fact that if he breaks up with her, she'd be more likely to get kicked off the show, and it'd be bye bye slut.

Moving on, my favourite character, Holly, continues to deal with her drinking problem.

Holly gets herself a drink the moment she's at Kristin's beach party.

As seen last episode, Holly clearly has the moves.

Holly continues to show us her hottest dance moves this week and everyone cheers her on. Stephanie being the usual backstabbing/tale-telling bitch she is, tells Heidi about Holly drinking at the party and they confront her.

They hug Holly as she breaks down (i really don't know why she cried)

And after the really emotional scene, Holly leaves (i don't know why again). Show over! (Actually they show Brody fighting with Jayde again because she's jealous of Kristin but i don't really give a fuck about the whole Jayde drama.)

I also wanted to write about my other favourite character Enzo, but i'll save that for next time.

'ANTM' Recap: Body Painting

2009-10-30T21:39:00.011+08:00

America's Next Top Model Cycle 13: Let's Go Surfing
source LA Times

On this week's episode of ANTM, the girls come home to a crime scene.

Sundai, being the drama queen that she is, jumps when she sees the exterminators. You can even catch her saying "WOW" in the picture.

"This is the most disgusting top model house that I have ever seen. I have to bring in house maintenance to come and quarantine this house because it's so disgusting. Did you see these red tapes. Danger. Danger. Danger!" Tyra proclaims. In all seriousness though, these girls are nasty. The house is filled with hairballs (no shit, someone in the house is facing severe balding issues), ants in the bathroom and food mess, which is totally understandable because on several occasions, I've left cups of milk in the open till it fermented into yogurt. I dare say my room is cleaner, and I'm not the neatest person in the world (just ask Joshua). A housework tidbit by The Smize Mistress: You always put some water in the pan after you cook some eggs so it comes off easy.

The house is "condemned" by Tyra, which means that the girls have to move to Hawaii. Yay..? Indubitably, money's too tight to mention. So we get Hawaii instead of Paris, Tokyo and Beijing. Kim Kardashian instead of Paulina Porizkova. Tyra Banks instead of all the fashion photographers in the industry. In spite of the economic setbacks, the girls seem genuinely thrilled by the majestic mansion in Maui, Hawaii. Jennifer, the winner of the Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Cover Girl commercial challenge, has her advertisement displayed all over the house. As much as I'd love Nicole to win, I for one would not be surprised if Jennifer won. Tyra is clearly plotting for an Asian Top Model and Jennifer, despite her static left eye, is a great candidate for that role.

You're doing a great job covering your paralyzed left eye, Jen.

For this week's elimination challenge, the models are photographed by Tyra while portraying women of mixed heritage. Apparently, the bi-racial photoshoot is rather controversial. There are six beautiful young ladies, but Tyra only has 5 photos in her hands.

Nicole, portraying a Malagasy/japanese, smizes through the top of the pack. She's even showing neck despite the huge neck-piece.
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Jennifer portrays a Batswana/Polynesian, and covers her wonky left eye effectively. Genius.
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Sundai is this close to being the bottom two, but I hate to admit that girlfriend works it at the set! Word-vomiting is taken aback by the fierce poses she does (look at that smize!), but it still doesn't excuse her from recycling look-to-the side poses she's done previously.
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Brittany is asked to immediately return to the house, pack her belongings and go home. Tyra only has one photo left in her hands, you see.
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How do you feel about ANTM Cycle 13? I'm constantly entertained by Sundai that the budget cut is buried deep in my mind. Nicole FTW!

The City Recap: Hit It and Quit It

2009-10-30T19:14:00.013+08:00

images from MTV

Olivia meets Roxy and Erin hates Olivia. Anything new?

kelly holds a meeting for the Longchamp event.

Roxy and Whitney talking immediately after the meeting ends, you know, just because everyone talks about their ex-boyfriend after a meeting at work. Normal stuff.

Mr Orange has dinner with Whitney and he introduces his dad to her.

I can never stop commenting on how orange Freddie Fackelmayer is. Like omg, skin cancer, hello? And who the fuck introduces their dad on the, I don't know, second date?

Mr Orange knows Olivia, my favourite bitch. He also apologizes to Whitney for introducing his dad to her.

Roxy bitches about Olivia at the Longchamp event.

And of course Erin continues to hate on Olivia.

I always thought the show was unrealistic. I thought Whitney and Roxy were supposed to be working at the event? Wow, I'd love to ~work~ like that. And what about Olivia always coming into work late? Flexible working hours?

Unexpectedly Stunning

2009-10-30T15:23:00.012+08:00

My shopping trips always end up disappointing (unless I'm overseas duh). So today is absolutely stunning because my class started an hour late and ended in an hour. And because it was too early to head back home at 10.30am, i decided to have an impromptu shopping trip.

Navy Bold Stripe Blazer by Topman and Slouchy Grey Sweater by Topman Ltd

The blazer was marked down from $259 to $49 and it's in my size. Stunning eh?

And because of the UK Postal Strike, the stuff I previously ordered from Etsy is not going to arrive anytime soon. Damn.

Adam Vs. Rihanna

2009-10-28T08:46:00.006+08:00

Both singers unveil the covers of their forthcoming albums on the same day. Both 'For Your Entertainment' and 'Rated R' are slated for a November release. And things get a tad too creepy when both singers are striking the same pose. Judge for yourselves.

For your entertainment. Not.
source EW

Scarred for eternity, Rihanna shows a darker side to her.
source PopEater

While it's understandable that Rihanna is trying to cover the external wounds on her face, Adam Lambert has no excuse of making the same pose. I prefer Rihanna's grittier look, and apparently she has a new-found love for masochism (she's wearing a torture glove/device of some sort). That "Hit Me Baby One More Time" cover is definitely on the way.

Adam's cover, on the other hand, is cheese to the max, which makes us throw up a little every time we see it. Pouty lips, yellow mascara and a terribly-dyed hair do not cut it for a great album cover, maybe except for Madonna. And what's with the galaxy background.

What do you think of the covers? Which one do you like better?

Chris Brown: He Can Transform Ya

2009-10-27T19:58:00.003+08:00

We don't approve of Chris Brown here on Word-Vomiting. Mostly because of the annoying songs he releases, and the fact that he escapes jail time loses him mega cool points. Remember the shit he did to Rihanna?

It's only a matter of time before she covers Britney's "Hit Me Baby One More Time".
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Hence, Imagine the horror on our faces when we learned that Chris Brown is dropping a new album in December. In fact, snippets of his new video has already hits the internets, and we barf a little in our mouths when we watch it. So I guess this video is the way to go for amateur bulimics out there.

More about the video, Chris Brown is shown wearing a counter-terrorist costume of some sort (because he's a changed man like that), but he really looks more like a terrorist instead. And he's trying to channel Beyonce?! A transformer makes an appearance and Chris Brown does the robot. Apparently he's still a rebel inside because he just has to spray paints on the camera. Well the moral of the story is: Chris Brown can transform ya into a bloody hot mess. And don't play with fire.

What do you think about Chris Brown's new video? Is it too soon? Will it be another number 1 hit for Brown?

Stunning for your Time

2009-10-27T13:18:00.005+08:00

ASOS Leather Perforated Lace-Up Shoes
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While browsing the Internet on a boring Saturday afternoon, i stumbled upon these and I bought them without hesitation. Jefry said once I start, I'd never stop. I don't know how true that statement would be for me but I'm sure not gonna stop if there are more sales like these. I'm planning to be the lady who lived in her shoes.

True enough, I continued my online spree. I can now list wasting money online as my new hobby. While browsing Esty during a boring web design lesson on monday, i found the following brooches and bookmarked them so i could go home and purchase them with my credit card. omg they are so stunning!

Flower Brooch Pin Corsage and Tin of Tuna Brooch
i can't wait for everything to come so i can look so incredibly stunning, as if i'm already not stunning enough.

'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Don't Judge Me

2009-10-26T16:42:00.001+08:00

Desperate Housewives Season 6 Episode 5: Everybody Ought to Have a Maid

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The theme of this week's episode is judgment, as Mary Alice observes, "It is in our nature to judge the people around us." I couldn't help but agree with my favorite suicidal narrator. Just this afternoon, I was making judgments about the obese family I'm staying with in Sydney. Mary Alice continues to share her wisdom with tv viewers, "We make these judgments all the time, never thinking that one day we may be judged ourselves," which is true as I will never know what my overweight tenants think about me for waking up at 3 p.m. I was busy writing Ugly Betty recap last night..

I have been enjoying Season 6 thus far, granted Desperate Housewives is my favorite show. Nevertheless, I have to admit that Season 5 is the weak link of the addictive series despite the shocking death of bitchy neighbor Edie Britt (Did that really happen?!) This episode feels like a filler for me, but it's still a lot more enjoyable than most episodes in Season 5.

Gaby gets her bubble burst when the mother of a play-date tells her she's a lousy mother for leaving the girls unsupervised. Gaby's parenting skills are further questioned when the mother of the injured girl convinces every parent within 50 mile radius to ditch Juanita's birthday party. Rather than read books on parenting, Gaby decides to go out of her way to give Juanita a party of a lifetime, booking a clown (I swear i won't get clowns for my children), the biggest bouncy house you've ever seen and a monkey because children really love monkeys. As bad luck would have it, the overworked monkey goes berserk and the party turns into a freak show when the monkey attacks the clown. Despite the chaotic party, Carlos believes that Gaby is one hell of a mother when she really isn't.

Mrs. McClusky's boyfriend (aw..) / sex partner (ew..) is convinced that Lynette is emasculating Tom as she is the one who calls the shot in the family. We all know this is bullshit because Lynette has always supported Tom's dreams (hello Scavo's Pizzeria!) and passions (hello Dave's garage band!). Tom proves to be a good husband when he explains to Roy, "Lynette grew up without her dad, her mom was a drinker so she had to be responsible for everyone. It left her with this constant fear that everything could suddenly fall apart and that's why she needs to control everything." Tom and Lynette has always been Wisteria Lane's strongest couple since the first season, and they are not giving up their crown anytime soon.

Talking about couples, Bree continues her affair with Karl, leaving Orson with grocery shopping. Bree feels she is judged by the motel housekeeper who discovers her infidelity, but decides to let it go. However, Bree returns to the crime scene the next day to demand a little courtesy from the judgmental chambermaid and she gets a lecture on the pitfalls of cheating instead. But of course, Bree has to show off her housekeeping skills as she defends herself from the accusations made by the stranger. Bree is my favorite character, especially when she's showing her obsessive-compulsive disorder. Things got tricky when Bree confesses about feeling guilty, but she is unable to keep her hand off Karl's bulgy pecs.

Julie is discharged from the hospital two weeks after the incident and as we learned from the previous episode, she had an affair with Nick Bolen, the father of Danny. Danny is aware of the affair, and threatens his father that he is telling Angie about the affair whenever he gives Julie those creepy eyes. It's nice to see the ladies sit together and gossip about Katherine, who is in desperate need for professional help. Bring back poker games! Susan holds a meeting to discuss a neighborhood watch because Wisteria Lane is a very dangerous place like that. Still enraged from the fact that Katherine has been stalking her husband Mike, Susan refuses to include Katherine on the neighborhood watch.

Katherine and Susan has a face-off, despite the audience in the house.

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The girls watch in horror as Katherine unravels her crazy.

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The mentally-deranged Katherine believes that Mike is still in love with her. Seriously, I can watch Katherine go crazy for a full hour and not get sick, she's that delusional. Later that evening, Susan awakes to Julie's scream for help, and learns that someone is outside the house. Fearing for Julie's life, Susan takes a gun from Julie, which she receives from Danny earlier. Self-proclaimed "adorable crazy" Susan shoots at the person outside the window. Turns out it's our crazy friend Katherine, claiming that she is patrolling. Thankfully she's not seriously injured, just mentally unstable. Another reason why I love Bree: the way she unloads the gun is pure bliss for a geek like me. We all know how Bree gets around gun.

The Bolens realize that the gun belongs to them and it's under their real names. Real names? Burn scars?! Explosion?!! Hell, this season's mystery sure is intriguing. Angie proves to be a cunning housewife by appealing to Katherine's questionable mental state and convinces her to not call the police to look like a saint in front of Mike. And Katherine smiles (crazy!). Nick is not doing too shabby as well as he has retrieved the gun.

At the final moments of the episode, Gabrielle continues to be a negligent parent (OMG. Am I seeing child services in near future?) and Bree stares longingly at the Bible in the nightstand drawer while Karl undresses himself. Of course, my favorite housewife gives in to temptation and closes the drawer.

Word-vomiting Score: 8.0/10

Lindsay Lohan at Ungaro

2009-10-26T10:19:00.000+08:00

Estrella Archs and Lindsay Lohan at Ungaro's Spring 2010 show in Paris
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Lindsay Lohan has again stunned the world by assuming the role of Artistic Director at Ungaro. Like what the fuck does she know about fashion? i swore Heidi Klum rolled her eyes when she introduced Lindsay as a guest judge on Project Runway as a designer of her own label 6126 Leggings.

One thing that annoys me was how people assumed that Lindsay designed the Spring 2010 collection at Ungaro. Most reports write about how Lindsay does this, or what Lindsay did with the collection. All she did was to show her face, which looked coked out, on that faithful day.

If you're in the right state of mind, you would know that Lindsay Lohan did not really participate in the design process, despite what she said. I mean, she's too busy tweeting Samantha Ronson or picking up free merchandise from the Ungaro store in Paris to be sitting with Estrella Archs, the new Head Designer who replaced Esteban Cortazar.

I guess Archs' expression kinda sums it up for me.

ANTM Cycle 13

2009-10-26T08:41:00.001+08:00

I guess we're kinda late posting about this season's ANTM because there are only 6 beautiful young ladies left, but I'm still gonna write about it so deal with it.

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ANTM is amazing because it allows both of us to mock those girls every week. So before the next episode airs on television, I'm going to introduce the girls that we mock every week.

Sundai
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Object of mockery number one. like who the fuck poses like that?!

Gisele on DANSK
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so please learn from Gisele, who happens to look stunning. Moving on from that hideous pose, we really hate Sundai. I can't really say why but let's just assume we hate her because she's really annoying, which she happens to be. The previous week when Erin won the challenge, Sundai was the only one who had something to say. And it's always Sundai dissing the other contestants. like fuck you, you're the shortest.

Jennifer
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Object of mockery number two is Jennifer, just because she has a wonky left eye. Don't you just love her?

So for next week's episode, we're both rooting for Nicole and obviously we want Sundai out.

Another thing. I've noticed how none of the girls wear heels to the deliberation things and I suspect it's because the producers of the show restrict them to flat shoes. It's really sly of them to do that. So much for teaching them how to lengthen out their bodies.

'Ugly Betty' Recap: It's Time To Take Amanda Seriously

2009-10-25T19:10:00.024+08:00

Ugly Betty EP 3 Season 4: Blue On Blue
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Ugly Betty always struck me as a charming escapism, the colorful set designs and witty lines never fail to deliver. Hence the surprise when I learned about the sharp fall in ratings the show garnered thus far this season. The fan-favorite show is no longer the ratings powerhouse it once was. However, I'm glad to say that the quality of the show has not decrease one bit. In fact, I enjoyed this episode more than the season premiere.

The episode starts with a hilarious line by Hilda's salon customer, "Betty take it easy. I like it rough but only on the weekends. If you know what I mean." This is exactly my feelings toward the show's previous two seasons. Ugly Betty doesn't work when it takes itself too seriously. Apparently, Betty has made one too many enemies in MODE, her ex Matt refuses to give her a proper chair during a meeting and Marc just has to sabotage her interview with the new Gucci designer Evan York.

Marc managed to guilt Amanda into helping him with his plan to take down Betty.
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On the other side of town, Daniel attends a support group meeting to help him go through the death of his fiance.
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Is it just me or does the goth chick Natalie look exactly like Tina Fey (30 Rock). The moment Daniel hands Natalie his phone, I know she is a potential romantic interest for Daniel. (Bring back the womanizing Daniel, writers!) My premonition is proven correct when Daniel brings Natalie to a swimming pool and the two broken-hearted romantics remove their clothes and go skinny-dipping. I was expecting an underwater kiss but the writers decide to go against the cliched storyline. Instead, we learn that Natalie is not ready for sex because her ex-boyfriend passed away two months earlier.

Betty tried her best to convince Matt that she's having a great time with her "date". Hilarity ensues.
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After the disastrous interview with the famed designer, Betty pays Amanda a visit. Amanda once again proves that she does not have the attention span of a fly by convincing Betty to get over Matt. Uh oh, so Amanda is attracted to Matt now? Uh oh, are we getting another love-triangle? As Glee's Mercede's put it best, "Hell to the NO!!" I'm with the writers whenever they try to give Amanda a more substantial storyline, but honestly, I'm not thrilled about more love-triangles in Ugly Betty, especially after Gio-Betty-Henry. Season 2 and 3 were such snooze fests because threesomes always lead to nowhere.

The final moments of the episode further emphasize the feelings Matt and Betty have for each other, and Betty looking more glamorous than she ever has. When will she remove those braces. It's been more than three years now.

Best line of the episode: "You don't use me for your little schemes. We use people together! Text you when I'm over it." --- Amanda, once again proving she's more than just a pretty face.

Word-Vomiting Score: 7.8/10

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